Fake Player Scandal

or demented loon?

spotted a fairly weak player on a $100 headsup table so sat down, had a fairly normal match up but was down about $20 as villain could not fold any pair and i double barrell draw's which missed..anyways onto the crazy part, the villain had not said a thing over about 50 hands but suddenly after i called a raise with 6 10 suited and we both checked it down he showed two pairs aces and tens which he didnt bet and typed in "LOL now i know"... probabaly he was confirming his belief that im a donk :-)

anyway 2 hands later he completely gets it all wrong and is stacked as follows



the chat that follows is priceless!!

rigged-65: LOLK
fatmorpheous: thanks now i know
rigged-65: LOL
rigged-65: FT knew we had u pegged as a cheat
fatmorpheous: bottom pair lets gogogo 57 off LOLAMENTS
rigged-65: one more video tape to give to the regulators
fatmorpheous: regulators?
rigged-65: as soon as we knew u were a fake player we have been recording
fatmorpheous: fake player lolaments
rigged-65: now to give them further evidence we know u will leave site now
fatmorpheous: robot im a robot
rigged-65 (Observer): SEE
fatmorpheous: reload &&%%&
rigged-65 (Observer): All real players want to sit out on a rigged table
rigged-65 (Observer): that is how all you guys get caught
fatmorpheous: aliens FTW
rigged-65 (Observer): lets see the site just cheats for you at a table and you sit out
fatmorpheous: real players like you watch tables where people are sitting out
rigged-65 (Observer): just so you know we know what andy and chris are doing
fatmorpheous: how is it cheating when you call bets with 57 off and go all in with trips when i have a full house?
rigged-65 (Observer): it is just you guys are so stupid --- to pretend you are not a cheat it works better if you play like a real player
fatmorpheous: andy and chris are rimming your dad
rigged-65 (Observer): its called fake probability what is probability in HU of trips vs FH
rigged-65 (Observer): obviously FT uses the old setup hand method for their fake players
rigged-65 (Observer): one more sign on that they cant use so have andy and chris give you another sign on
fatmorpheous: yeah you were so unlucky to call $10 and $21 with 57 even though an ace and a jack were out
rigged-65 (Observer): didnt matter, FT was waiting for a bigger pot to change your hole cards
rigged-65 (Observer): HOW OBVIOUS
rigged-65: nice try
rigged-65: its funny how obvious you guys are
fatmorpheous (Observer): sorry cant rebuy, money has been shipped to nigeria
fatmorpheous (Observer): sorry
fatmorpheous (Observer): thanks for your money
rigged-65: so you will get FT shut down because how stupid you are
fatmorpheous (Observer): will buy balaclava and meat cleaver
fatmorpheous (Observer): BYE DUMBASS

i should of know better with a username of rigged-65!

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