Monday, 21 June 2010

Flipping Your Bankroll

Im a cunt, had done my "bankroll challenge" and was happy with +$80 over a week playing small tourneys and microcash.

tonight i play headsup Omaha against a shortstacker and he merked me with such stupid shit eg. flush draw against trips i soon found myself so tilted

i went to a $2-$4 headsup table to chase my losses and this happens

Full Tilt Poker Game #21782070466: Table Royalty (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:44:36 ET - 2010/06/21
Seat 1: jtizzo222 ($408)
Seat 2: fatmorpheous ($446.50)
jtizzo222 posts the small blind of $2
fatmorpheous posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fatmorpheous [As 6s]
jtizzo222 raises to $8
fatmorpheous raises to $20
jtizzo222 raises to $64
fatmorpheous calls $44
*** FLOP *** [Ts Kc 5s]
fatmorpheous checks
jtizzo222 has 15 seconds left to act
jtizzo222 bets $72
fatmorpheous raises to $382.50, and is all in
jtizzo222 calls $272, and is all in
fatmorpheous shows [As 6s]
jtizzo222 shows [Kh Ah]
Uncalled bet of $38.50 returned to fatmorpheous
*** TURN *** [Ts Kc 5s] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Kc 5s Jc] [2s]
fatmorpheous shows a flush, Ace high
jtizzo222 shows a pair of Kings
fatmorpheous wins the pot ($815.50) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $816 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts Kc 5s Jc 2s]
Seat 1: jtizzo222 (small blind) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: fatmorpheous (big blind) showed [As 6s] and won ($815.50) with a flush, Ace high

terrible spastic play by me but WTF i cant complain, if i keep this degenning up ill be busto but for now............bankroll $910

1 comment:

Starlight Coast said...

Am I to understand, that you had everything to your poker life except for $95 on that table??? You are a fuckin mental case!!!

Ok, I'm not gonna let you off the hook here. I'm gonna give you hell over this because you deserve it. If you don't learn some control and I mean right now, you're broke! A train wreck in slow motion! Why don't you just withdraw that money and take you, the wife, and the 4 kids someplace special and have fun because come hell or high water you're going to find a way to blow it all unless your ass smartens up right now.

I know we don't know each other personally and you might wonder why i am so upset, well that's because we of the poker community actually care about one another. I want nothing more than to see you make it big, and put you and your family on easy street, but if you don't shape up the only place you're going is the local pond with all the other fish that are wondering what could have been.

Feel free to tell me to go to hell if you wish, but you know I'm right.